Jokes!

And now for some jokes created by our lovely 9th and 11th standard students:

Daddy’s Boiling by Jinita J. Gamit, Binal H. Patel and Twinkal J. Patel.

Little Anne’s father fell asleep on the sofa and began to snore. The child ran out into the corridor and shouted “Mummy, mummy, mummy. Come quickly….Daddy’s Boiling!.”

A Fisher’s Boat by Nazim
[Two people go in the boat on the river. Then there is a hole in the boast so water is coming into the boat.]
Fisher 1 [asking Fisher 2]: What are you doing?
Fisher 2: I’m making another hole in the boat.
Fisher 1: Why?
Fisher 2: Because in the first hole water comes in and from the second hole water goes out again.

Silly Raju by Pinal Suresh Dhimmer, Sumaiya Nasrudhakh Shaikh, and Manali Shashikant Prajapati

There was a man named Raju. One day he told his friend “I have broken an elephant’s leg and a horse’s leg.” His friend said, “You are so strong! What did you do next?” Raju responded, “Nothing. My father gave some money to the toy maker.”